-What are you guys doing back here?
-Downloading porn.
(They weren't.)
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-[looks at ruler] 8 inches. That's a lot. I don't think I've ever seen that. [a few moments later] I always underestimate my inches. When I go to get my hair cut
-Oh, you're talking about haircuts.
-Yes, haircuts. What did you think I was talking about, cock?
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