Coworker, to me: "Can you tell me if my ass hole is getting bigger?"
She was referring to a hole in her jeans. She never wore those jeans to work again.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
February 28
Apparently dogs menstruate.
Coworker A: "I know someone who put a diaper on their dog because they didn't like blood and they didn't like taking their dog outside."
Coworker B: "That would be good for my girlfriend. My girlfriend's family, I mean, their dog. They have this incontinent dog."
Coworker A: "I know someone who put a diaper on their dog because they didn't like blood and they didn't like taking their dog outside."
Coworker B: "That would be good for my girlfriend. My girlfriend's family, I mean, their dog. They have this incontinent dog."
Monday, February 27, 2012
blast from the past
Coworker: This goes in the box-muncher, right? [referring to the cardboard compactor]
February 27
Coworker: [referring to German salami] It looks like a ribbed dildo. Not one that I own. It looks tempting.
a bit later
Coworker: It's better than being stiffy. Stuffy! Stuffy. It's better than being stuffy.
a bit later
Coworker: It's better than being stiffy. Stuffy! Stuffy. It's better than being stuffy.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
February 26
Coworker: Is there supposed to be water in those balls? Your balls are going to dry out! [referring to the bocconcini someone had just put in a container for a customer]
later
Another coworker: There were a lot of hot Italians! *wink* [referring to hot Italian sausages]
later
Another coworker: There were a lot of hot Italians! *wink* [referring to hot Italian sausages]
Friday, February 24, 2012
February 22
Coworker A: "Would you tell me if I had a booger in my nose?"
Me: "Uh, I guess so."
Coworker A: "Do I have a booger in my nose?"
Me: "Nope, don't see anything."
A little later
Coworker B: "Your tapeworm is showing."
Me: "Uh, I guess so."
Coworker A: "Do I have a booger in my nose?"
Me: "Nope, don't see anything."
A little later
Coworker B: "Your tapeworm is showing."
February 20
Coworker: "Oh, I don't have necrophilia."
I had just told her about the time my Dad fell asleep at a Rush concert.
I had just told her about the time my Dad fell asleep at a Rush concert.
February 19
I work in a busy deli where customers must take a number, and are then served in order by number. Most of my coworkers are female; I'm one of three men working in the deli. I was about to call the number for the next customer when a coworker patted my belly and said "my baby".
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