Coworker: "There's white stuff on my meat."
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Coworker: "I usually forgive things for being small if they're tasty."
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Coworker (to customer buying many sausages): "Are you having a sausage party?"
Customer: "No! Don't say that so loud!"
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Coworker: "I've never had a ham squirt at me. Almost sexy."
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Coworker: "I suddenly have the urge to throw this [closed sign] on my womb."
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