inappropriate of the day
Today at work
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
April 23, 2012
Posts will be less frequent for a while, as I am off work recovering from surgery. This one is from one of my coworkers:
Produce worker to deli worker: "I'll hold my bottom if you pull off your top."
He wss helping her get the two sections of a banana box apart.
Friday, April 13, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
April 8, 2012
"After 7 years, you can become a born-again virgin. Yeah, your hymen grows back."
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
April 3
--That's what I'm going to name my daughter. Gionna.
--You want kids?
--Yeah. Just gotta get a girl first. I need a vessel.
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--I want the plastic chicken.
--What?!
--The plastic, processed, reinvented, styrofoam chicken.
--You want kids?
--Yeah. Just gotta get a girl first. I need a vessel.
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--I want the plastic chicken.
--What?!
--The plastic, processed, reinvented, styrofoam chicken.
Monday, April 2, 2012
April 1
-What are you guys doing back here?
-Downloading porn.
(They weren't.)
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-[looks at ruler] 8 inches. That's a lot. I don't think I've ever seen that. [a few moments later] I always underestimate my inches. When I go to get my hair cut
-Oh, you're talking about haircuts.
-Yes, haircuts. What did you think I was talking about, cock?
-Downloading porn.
(They weren't.)
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-[looks at ruler] 8 inches. That's a lot. I don't think I've ever seen that. [a few moments later] I always underestimate my inches. When I go to get my hair cut
-Oh, you're talking about haircuts.
-Yes, haircuts. What did you think I was talking about, cock?
March 31
A customer had ordered casalingo salami.
Coworker: "How much Mandingo did you want?"
Coworker: "How much Mandingo did you want?"
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